LuRain Penny – 8 Things Women Crave in Bed – don’t need no magazine tell me what I like

 

Here’s what I always wanted -

My head on Raquel Welch’s body.

 

The 8 Things Women Crave in Bed

 

1.

Orgasms -

multiple if possible, but ONE at least – sheesh

 

2.

Perpendicularity -

 hoisted on the old petard

 

3.

Muffling -

by a cunning linguist

 

4.

Thigh highs and heels  -

 skyward in silk

 

5.

Eye Contact -

for a change

 

6.

Sweet nothings -

lies made pretty

 

7.

After it all over -

a cigarette and no regret

 

8.

Love -

(Don’t ask, don’t tell)

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 Best place for your sex life is in your mind,

then you can do it with anyone you want,

anytime – anywhere; no muss no fuss.

 

;~{)

 

 

 

 

 -lp(c)08-