Meet the Beaver – Mel Gibson’s next project – LuRain don’t make this up

 

Jodie Foster is set to direct Mr. Gibson in a film about a depressed man who finds solace in his beaver hand puppet.

Who could make this up?

I can just hear the late night comics now.

Humor sure is ironic.

 

-lp(c)09-

 

 

 

Carradine :: A cautionary tale by LuRain Penny

 

What a week of un-timely demise and departure.

Miasma sweeps the Globe.

Even my home lay in the swath of it’s scythe.

(Sad tidings to tell later.)

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With hesitancy I comment on the David Carradine bizness.

What rough wages for sin.

Ignoble.

Embarrassing as all get out.

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Remind me of some other folks – who went - leaving one last image to rock preconception of their natures.

Even art ain’t the same – once you know how they died.

Octo Mel – Repopulating the Outback – Miss Penny in dismay

 

  Not content with having sired 7 children by his long time and devoted wife, Mr. Gibson has knocked up his mistress.

 Nothing makes an older man smugger than knowing his sperm still viable.

He is a very bad Catholic for one so righteous.

This come as no surprise, and his claim of it being ‘unplanned’ is laughable.

Cats don’t believe in birth control and obviously he weren’t performing coitus interruptus.

It was the Will of God.

Also repeated violations of the Law on Chance.

Not to cast aspirstions on the lady in question – she already have a child with a  famous older man.

It suggests a habit with her.

Apparently Mr. Gibsons children are traumatized by this news and have dashed straight to their attorneys.

 Throwing their arms around the inheritance before the little usurper sees the light of day.

My, my, he taught those kids right – didn’t he?

Look after number one.

Christ.

 

 -lp(c)09-

Update – Kenyan Women sex ban ends/ Man sues his wife – LuRain applaudes the strategy and wonders over outcome

Update:

The ban has ended, with no word yet on its success.

However one man is suing his wife over “mental anguish, stress, backaches, lack of concentration” due to lack of conjugal rights.

I wonder just what he expects to gain from this action.

I’d never sleep with him again.

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In an effort to make the male rulers to stop their squabbling and get a move on  -  Kenyan women’s activist groups are calling for a 7 day ban on sex .

The Women’s Development Coalition even plans to pay prostitutes to join in, and have sent envoys to ask the wives of  President Kimbaki and  Prime Minister Odinga to participate.

These groups is fed up with the violence which has wracked their country.

They’ve decided to use the ultimate weapon.

I give the women high marks for feeling empowered enough to confront their men in the most intimate of settings.

There is some controversy as to whether a man can go more than two days without sex.

I say – hard cheese.

 Good luck to the Kenyan Women.

Sometimes the only way to get men to pay attention, is to stop catering  to their smaller head.

When I know more, dear reader, so will you.

Love,

LuRain

x

-lp(c)09-

 

 

 

BBC asks is birth control to important to leave to men? – LuRain laughs

 

After millennium of having nothing for men to use as contraception except the hated rubber, scientists have finally come up with a painless, no brainer shot to keep little spermies at bay.

Touted as a possible revolution in birth control, this injection taken monthly apparently puts  a halt to the little swimmers production while it is being used, and is reversible.

Isn’t that nice?

Since ancient man figured out to shove a stone up a camels uterus to stop fertilization, males abdicated birth control as the woman’s look out.

We females been splooshing, packing, douching, jumping up and down since time began.

We got the IUD – see camel – diaphram, sponge, and pills galore – all with side effects and injurious to our health over long term.

If the ‘worse’ happens, frequently, we stuck with it.

Update :: Berlusconi Divorce – LuRain on il scandalo!

 

Update:

Signor Berlusconi has publically demanded an apology from his wife for embarrassing him with scurrilous allegations.

He doesn’t think the marriage will survive, and he’s considering suing her for defamation.

These Italians love to wave their wash out the window, don’t they?

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Proving money can’t buy you love, Italian billionaire and by the way, Prime Minister, is losing his young sexy wife.

Apparently she isn’t young enough.

Veronica Lario has said loud enough for somebody to hear  -

“That’s enough, I cannot remain with a man who consorts with minors.”

Mr. Berlusconi attended a birthday party for a 18 year old girl, and the rumor is he gave this child a gold and diamond necklace.

His wife has previously criticised his choice of inexperienced but gorgeous female candidates to represent his Freedom Party.

She wrote in an email  that this was  -

“for the entertainment of the emperor.”

So, how is the Pope going to react to such sacrilege?

One thing I know as a Lapse Cat – everybody going to Hell.

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Wow, hot stuff.

And bound to get spicier.

What a way to take our minds off everything else.

Ha!

 

-lp(c)09-

Lancet skewers the Pope on condom statements – Miss Penny opines

 

When in Africa recently, the Pope stated that condom use would aggravate the  proliferation of  HIV/AIDS and that

“the traditional teaching of the Church has proven to be the only failsafe way to prevent the spread.”

Is he kidding?